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My Top Ten of 2013 - Peter W.

The King of SchnorrersToday's Top Ten is from Peter W. of RCL - Roseville.  Take it away, Peter!

The Top Ten Items That My Library System Does Not Carry in 2013

But, before we begin, a few notes.

First, I don't greatly blame my Library for not having these. We're good at new stuff, pretty good at the classics, but awfully hit and miss when it comes to the hidden gems.

Second, you can get most of these through Interlibrary Loan. See a Librarian!

The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of DeathThird, I don't just make a list like this to be irascible, I mean, not entirely. I make it also because books are like wine. I believe a current year top ten list is full of items too immature to tell if they're really good. Art needs to percolate in the reasonableness of time for us to tell if it's really great. We often miss all this better stuff in a fever for all the shiny new stuff.

Fourth, we should totally buy these, now! We can fund it out of our massive James Patterson budget.

Here is my list:

1. The King of Schnorrers by Israel Zangwill. A hilarious, entertaining and foundational to modern humor short novel that is steadily falling into undeserved obscurity.Hejira

2. Desire by Bob Dylan (CD). We have almost all of his many, many albums released after this. Many of them are great, but none so great as this.

3. Summerhill by A. S. Neill. Still the best book on education I have ever read.

4. The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death by Daniel Pinkwater. A whimsical utopian masterpiece. The Nobel Prize committee is asleep at the wheel when it comes to Daniel Pinkwater!

5. Hejira by Joni Mitchell (CD). Sadly, I could populate this list entirely with CDs. I might even be able to do it with just Joni Mitchell CDs.The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser

6. The Dog Who Wouldn't Be by Farley Mowat. Best...Dog...Book...Ever, yes, I'm looking at you Call of the Wild!

7. The Star Diaries by Stanislaw Lem. Very funny, very smart science fiction. These are connected stories, one of which includes the most lucid and yet absurd take on time travel ever set in writing.

8. The Enigma of Kasper Hauser (Every Man for Himself and God Against All) by Werner Herzog (DVD). A strange, sad and beautiful German Movie.My Family and Other Animals

9. Night Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko. I checked out the last copy, returned it, and then it was promptly weeded. Let me absurdly put it this way. Neil Gaiman is a very good writer. If he were a better writer he would have written this.

10. My Family and other Animals by Gerald Durrell. A supremely charming account of growing up animal crazy in Greece with an eccentric English family.

Read them, watch them, listen to them, and insist your local librarian buy them all.


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